When I was little and we would say the prayer "God is great, God is good let us (lettuce) thank him for our food, Amen". I always wondered why we were talking about lettuce and thanking God for our food in the same prayer.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- "God is good, God is great, lettuce thank him for our food Amen"— pj
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- I used to believe that cabbage was hot lettuce!!— smell
- I used to believe that cabbage was lettuce that had grown up.— JHR
- When I was little, I used to think that brussel sprouts were midget lettuce.— Jules
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon