when my brother was little, he used to watch the old fashioned peter pan that was basically recorded on a sound stage. there was a song that the pirates sang, and he always believed the lyrics were as follows:
"a yo ho ho a went to show
to mere the steak
so-
it's dangerous to eat"
and he would sing this over and over and over with a fake hook on his hand pretending he was captain hook. i can't believe i still remember the song.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

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- I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew