Okay up until like, 4 minutes ago, I thought the theme song to Full House went: "the milkman, the paper boy, even MTV." But apparently it really goes "the milkman, the paperboy, evenin' TV. Oopsie. my bad!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- I thought i had to chew my food 27 times before i could swallow because Stephanie said it on Full HouseAnon
- I used to believe that house fires were caused by foolish people who put paper on the stove.— C.C.
- I used to believe the sound of a flushing toilet was nearly identical to the 90210 theme. — Laurenne
- i thought that when you die they retire your email adress (apparently it's not true)— Nanofreak