I used to think that farting was invented when i was 3.
Before i was born, i thought they didnt exisit!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I thought farting was magical wind, and if you did it loud and hard, you would be able to move yourself.— Blake
- I used to think that farting was flarting. Anon
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon
- I used to believe "flirting" was a girly way of "farting"— x
- I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting. Anon
- I used to believe that earthquakes happened because the earth was farting. — Amanda