When Micheal Jackson's song "Man in the mirror" was out, there is a part that goes, "As I turn up the collar on... my favorite winter coat, this thing is blowin' my mind!"
but "I" heard... As I burned up the flower board.. my favor went to cord!" (of course at the time on One Life to Live the big deal was Max and Tina or Cord and Tina... I thought Mike favored Cord! LOL
But even worse, I have this friend - Gloree, who thought that Micheal Jackson's Rock with you - was about Sylvester Stallones "Rocky II" so instead of singin, "I wanna rock with you... all night", she sang, "I wanna Rocky two... all night!"
SHE's stoop!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Micheal Jordan and Micheal Jackson were the same person!Anon
- When i was younger, around 5 or 6, i thought that ever limo had micheal jackson in it. — -maria
- When I was young I used to think that Micheal Jackson was a girl.
— Jib Joseph - When I was younger I always imagined Madonna and Micheal Jackson would get married.— munky
- when i was young i believed Micheal Jackson and 'the artist formerly known as prince' were twin brothers.— tim
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon