Once when i went to a pub called the Forge Inn, I saw a trainee run down the corridor screaming because he'd cut his finger off (not the highlight of my night either), and i thought that they were trying to cook little kids in the kitchen and that one had fought back by biting off his finger and ever since i was affraid of going there... still get the jibblies when i go there now!
And i'm 12!
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo
- When I was a kid I thought if I bit my finger off and swallowed it it would pop back into place— Mike
- I used to believe that if my finger was ever cut off, it would grow back.— Chrissy
- I saw this guy at a hotel and he wore a tag that said "trainee," so I thought that it was his name!Anon
- When I was little, I thought you had to put a finger under the water to make it hot. — M_2
- Trainee is a person's name— Pris