I used to sing along to the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" thinking that the lyrics, "My life is brilliant" were "My life is bread" and "She could see from my face that I was
flying high" were really "she could see in my face I was fucking high." Whoops!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- I used to believe that a life sentece was for when you stay in jail for your whole entire life.— Sara
- I used to believe that my life was a video game with only 1 life and that God was playing it. — Rina
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon