In that Alanis Morrissette song that goes like "It's not fair.....to deny me...of the cross I bear that you gave to me, you you you oughta know!" Yeah its called u oughta know well anyway when I was five i heard: "It's not fair, to the night air, of the cross eyed bare that you're naked me, yoodle yoodle yoodle otter no!" I thought it was about a girl whose boyfriend made her stand outside in the cold one night holding an otter and yodeling.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I believed that squinting in a storm would make you cross-eyed... forever.Anon
- I used to think that "cross-eyed" meant that people had X's for eyes, like dead people in cartoons.— Tim
- when I saw a sign with a deer on it I always thought deer had to cross the street by it. like a cross walk— only me
- I used to beleive that the moon was where the local fair was.— tah
- I used to believe that showing my bare arms meant that I was naked, so I never wore short sleeves as a kid. Anon
- When I was little I though "A Cross" was a mud/tar pit and that Jesus drowned.— Usagi Ohkami