i used to believe that the lines said by the priest will turn one to a priest. so i cried every time i saw my dad mumbled the priest's lines during mass because i thought that will turn him into a priest and then he'll leave us forever.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- When I was younger I thought that the jets that leave lines in the sky were rockets — Harry