Aged 5 or so I believed that if I repeated every movement from my left side symmetrically on the right and vice versa, I would be able to maintain perfect bodily symmetry, and that when I'd ultimately die doctors would marvel at this during my autopsy. I knew the heart beats to the left and had experienced chocolate overdoses causing liver pain to the right, but I deliberately closed my mind to such conficting facts.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- that a piece of liver in your fridge if left overnight would wrap itself around a bottle of milkAnon
- when i was little thought that ants changed traffic lights from green to red and vice versa.Anon
- I used to beleive that liver (as in liver and onions and gravy) was rhinocerous meat.Anon
- i used to think that they killed people and took out their liver to make liver!— Sarah
- I used to believe that "pork chops" were called "port chops", and came from the left side of the pig.Anon
- | believed that liver and brussel sprouts were evil.
I'm OK with liver now, but brussel sprouts...— James