I used to think the part in Madonna's "music" that goes, "music makes the bourgeiouse and the rebel..." actually went "Music makes the bushwa plebes have the rhythm..yea" I didn't know what "plebo" meant back then but now i do, so that makes it alot more funny now..
lol.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- I used to believe if you listened to to music upside down the music would be backwards— HOopty
- I used to think that AM and FM stood for "American Music" and "Foreign Music."— Sylvia Fowler
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- That eating carrots makes you ginger.— Austin