I used to believe you could make a good condom by cutting a finger off a rubber glove. What would one expect from a 9 year old?
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought you had to put a finger under the water to make it hot. — M_2
- I used to believe that weasels routinely nested in the glove compartments of cars.— Ven
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo
- i used to think that everyone else in the world were robots, put here to make sure i was good— andy
- When I was about 3-5 I thought I could shave like my dad and I ended up cutting myself all over. — Matt
- I used to believe that good and expensive joggers would make me run fast.— Kats