When i was little I used to think my penis was made out of silly putty and used to press it onto the sunday paper....while my dad was reading it.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- I was convinced that paper could only be made out of Birch trees (because they had white bark).Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that red pistachio shells were the same as women's press on nails.— Bob