When I was little, my best friend Lizzy had a teenage sister and (sister and her friends) would always say "dude", it being the late 90s and all. But I thought they were saying "Jew!" so one day I met a Jewish girl in the neighborhood. Every time I saw her I would say "Jew!" and after a while she would say, "Christian!" So most of our conversations started like this:
Meg: Christian!
Juliette: Jew!
Meg: I got the new Barbie.
Juliette: COOL....
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to wonder why so many cops in movies were called "Lieutenant" as a christian name.— chris
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- Since Germans speak German, I thought Jewish people spoke Jewish.— Lori
- I grew up Jewish. Until I was about 10, I believed that everyone who wasn't Jewish was Catholic.— Philm35
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen