when i was 5 ,i thought penis' were shaped like an elephants trunk,so i was really scared of sex.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.Anon
- I thought that hippos were baby elephants— Gerna
- I used to believe that the oddly-shaped clouds were made from oddly-shaped sheep— Dickson
- I used to believe cats ate dogs and mice ate elephants— lucien
- I used to believe that peanuts were a daily must to strengthen the memory like elephants — Qb Cheese
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon