when i was younger one of my older brothers told me i was just a joke that our mom brought home one day because i was born on april fools day
A childhood belief about birthdays

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- I used to believe that I was older than my brother because I was born in June and he was born in OctoberAnon
- i believe that if im born in december im older then people born in may— runawayfox16
- I used to belief sloths lived in trees outside my childhood home. My older sister told me so.Anon
- I used to think that I nursing home was a place were mothers would take their new born babies to feed them— Katie
- My brothers to piss me off sometimes told me I was adopted, and that I was the housekeeper's kid.— ricolarno