I used to think that I would grow a penis 9from my clitoris)when I hit puberty and thats what happened when you got a period, becasue there would be a lot of blood and once a month your penis would grow a bit more and cause you to bleed. So, I had some major penis envy. Well, thats nothing, my neighbor (a boy) wanted a vagina so he'd tuck it between his legs when I came over. I thought it was weird and eventualy grew to hate him. The weird part? This kid seems to be fairly normal today. Imagine that.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat