This is the belief of my friend and her sister when they were younger. They thought the The Cher song, Gypsies tramps and theives was, cheese cheese ham and peas!!! Hahahahah.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- My sister used to sing Kylie's "cheese on my pillow", somehow tears works better.— Tom
- I thought swiss cheese came from the moon.— Patti