To Sammi, I also used to get the lyrics to 'Hey Dude' wrong. I used to think it said
"Hey dude, well I do what I can
But you treat me like a woman
When I pee like a man".
It actually says
"Hey dude, well I do what I can
But you treat me like a woman
When I feel like a man"
Made more sense my way.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Joseph of the OT and of the NT were the SAME dude.
Man, talk about being OLD!
— Kitty Lover - When I was little, I called the Pope "the dude with the godly hat".— Jessica Tinch
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne