My great grandmother died several years ago. I was quite young. I asked why she died and everyone said "heart attack" and I thought that meant her heart attacked her. Then I thought (from watching a lot of TV) that the only way to get hurt from a heart attack was to clutch your heart. Back to my great grandmother. Then I heard my cousin and aunt talking about my great grannie, and the were saying "Now she'll meet Elvis and other famous people of her time" and I said "I thought Elvis was a chef! I didn't know he died!!!" (I got Elvis and Emril mixed up). To this day I still think Elvis and Emril were the same person.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela
- I used to believe that Elvis died when he was trampled by fans.— Aretia
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops