in the song "sugar" by system of a down:
i thought "the kombusha mushroom people sitting around all day" was "sitting on razor blades", and a friend of mine thought "yeah they call it insane" was "in the coloring sea"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.Anon
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I thought it was illegal for women to use Just For Men hair coloring— Brainhead
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- When i was little for some reason i thought that all people from china knew karate.....yeah.— sneakydean