my mom used to belive that the lyrics to 'i belive in miricles" was i belive in milk calls. maybe thats why she didnt like the song!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that homo milk was from gay (homosexual) cows— Drunky Munky
- I usedto belive that if you didnt have kids, you would never get old— Dessy
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to belive I was a dog— George hill
- I used to belive there were two N's in the alphabet, one after M and one before Z.Anon
- I used to belive a police could never die.— dainiella