when my brother was really little, he somehow learned that cows had more than one stomache, so he naturally assumed that he did too. one night at dinner he informed my mother that he couldn't ea the rest of his dinner cuz he was full. at desert my mother brought this up, and he replied with 'my dinner stomache was full, but my dessert stomach is still emty! he said this like it was the most obvious thing in the world!
A childhood belief about eating
others believed things like this
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- I used to believe that 3 witches lived in my stomache and I ate to feed them.— Meara
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon
- Mom told us that if we didn't eat every single bite of our veggies at dinner time, we'd get colon cancer.Anon
- My sister told me whenever I had a tummy ache it was my unborn twin inside my stomache trying to get out.— Jamie Field