I used to think the words of Musical Youth's song "Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side" were "Arzy dodgy on the left-hand side".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to hold my hand over my hair whenever i left the house and it was windy incase my hair blew away— lisa
- I used to believe that "pork chops" were called "port chops", and came from the left side of the pig.Anon
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike
- I used to believe that if I chewed on one side of my mouth too much the other side would get jealous.Anon
- I used to believe that I could actually cut the clouds with my hand.Anon
- I used to believe that if you put your hand in a venus fly trap it would eat it.Anon