When I was little my family had a silverware set that we ate with every night. It had two sets... little forks and big forks, little spoons and the big serving spoons, etc. Being young and naive I naturally assumed that part of bing an adult was that you had to eat with big silverware. Finally one day, being fed up with my little fork, I proudly told my parents I was tired of little silverware and I took mine back to the drawer and exchanged it for "BIG"silverware. I felt as proud as I could, and my parents just watched me like I was a moron,
I now eat with nothing but big forks!
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- I used to think I was allergic to spoons (what a spoon!)— Sally
- that when I grew to be an adult my parents would be children.— Rainbow
- When I was 3 I assumed that my parents were 18 and that every grown-up was 18.Anon
- On family road trips, my parents always told me that water towers were filled with chocolate.— Edith
- I used to believe that all parents were called "Inge and Dirk", just like mine— eva
- My parents always told me at night the sticks we had played with throughout the day turned into snakes.. — Sarahb