my family always used to go to this comic book/cafe place before they got sued. i always got chocolate milk, and the waitresses and my parents had me believing that they had a chocolate cow in behind the counter making it.
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- On family road trips, my parents always told me that water towers were filled with chocolate.— Edith
- When I was little I used to think that chocolate milk came from brown cows.Anon