I first heard the song Holiday by Green Day at Rock in the Park 2005. When they played it, they dedicated it to 'George W fucking Bush', therefore I thought the lyrics said 'One holy man' instead of 'on holiday'. LOL
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought Busch Gardens was a public garden owned by George W. Bush.Anon
- i used to think that "waldo" was the w. in george w. bush. thanks dad— lauren
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I used to think my birthday was a holiday everybody celebrated ]w]— Rin
- I used to believe Turkey day was a Turkish holiday. Then why are we celebrating it in America?— Lecia
- I used to think my birthday was a national holiday and the whole world celebrated it— アノン