Whenever I was bad, my mom would ask, "Do you want a spanking?!" I thought a "spanking" was when she and I would wear ninja suits and have a swordfight to the death. Since I didn't want to die that way, I always said no.
A childhood belief about people
others believed things like this
- I thought bathing suits were called "baby suits".— Katie
- I used to believe that clothes got smaller if you didn't wear them very often.Anon
- I used to believe that "Meningococcal" was pronounced "Ninja cockel."Anon
- I used to believe that people that are mascots or in big animal suits were serial killers— Amanda
- If someone broke into my house at night my ninja turtles would come to life to protect me.— blip
- I thought that when I got older "they" would invent a cure for death and I could live forever.— wishful thinking