My father's mother died when I was little. She was a rowdy opinonated German woman who drank a lot of beer. She scared me most of the time because of her loud voice. When she died, people at the funeral kept telling me, "Even though you can't see her, she'll always be looking after you."
I thought that was terrible. I felt like I could never do anything in private because of that. I used to sneak cans of beer up to my room, and leave them on the windowsill, hoping they would distract her while I played with my dolls.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- When I was little, I used to think that if you drank beer you would die right after you drank it.— I'm so stupid
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- My great grandmother died when I was 9. I didn't go to the funeral because I thought she'd be a skeleton. — Angela