When i was younger I was addicted to pistachio's(i still am)So to stop me from eating so many my mom said my butt crack would close and then id explode .So i began crying and every few minutes i went to the washrom and wiped my bum to see if i had my butcrack.I figured out the my butcrack was'nt going anywhere a year ago(Im 12)
I was(am) deranged
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I believed that pistachio nuts were made out of beetles that had somehow been dried out. — Alyssa
- i used to think that you would die if you didn't wait 30 minutes to go into the pool after eating. (^^)— cady
- I used to believe that red pistachio shells were the same as women's press on nails.— Bob
- When I was younger I believed that if I were approching too much my TV it would explode.— Antho8=>
- When I was younger I thought the disc holder for our TV would explode if you put too many discs in. Anon
- When I was young, I thought that rice was actually ants eggs! Didn't stop me from eating it though (: -@— Doh!