There was this song that went 'She loves me for meeeee!' (forgot the singer) but I always heard it as 'She loves meat for meaaattt!'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Oldies Song Peggy Sue. I used to think that he was talking about how much he loves his "Baggy Suit".— Randy
- I used to believe that a racist is something like a person who loves to race on the racetrack.Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- When I was six my sister told me Meat Pies were made from mashed up rats...to this day I can't eat a Meat Pie.— Jamie