My cousin once told me that most parts of a chocolate bar were made of dog poop. Being the awsome cousin that he was he'd give me the very little that wasn't filled with poop. He'd make a sacrafice and eat the rest.
A childhood belief about sweeties

others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to beleive that eggs were actually poop from chickens, and that eating it would make you throw up.Anon
- My cousin once told me that glass was made from ground up beetles, and I believed her! — benjymous