I thoguht that the lyrics to Stings song that goes 'i'm an alien, i'm a legal alien, i'm an Englishman in New york' was 'i'm an alien, i'm a legal alien i'm a legal mushroom in New York'
I was wondering why he was singing about mushrooms, that's just strange.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Oh oh, I'm an alien, I'm a little alien...
Legal maybe?— Marina - I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- I used to think that my cat was an alien that had come to teach me how to be good!— laz
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I used to think that green poop ment you were an alien.— fartcheeks
- When I was little I used to believe that God looked like the Great Gazoo (the alien from "The Flintstones").— Susan