When I was a lil 'un, I used to think that if you cursed at someone, you actaully put a curse on them. I never learned the term swearing until I was about 10. So you can believe my suprise when I heard my older cousin getting in a fight with one of the other kids at our trailer park, and called him a mothaf*cka. I thought that the other kid [who always gave me sweets to make my cousin jeleaus], would die and I would have no more sweets! So the next day I went up to the other kids caravan and asked his mum "did robby's boils go away yet?"
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I thought that the Chewit wrappers were different flavours as they were different colours like the sweets— Helen
- When I was a kid, I used to think that tablets were sweets for grown-ups Anon
- i believed that little men sat in the back of vending machines and pushed the sweets forward.— rachael
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- Not me, but my cousin used to think wrinkle cream gave you wrinkles.Anon
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid