When I was little I was listening to the weather and the guy on the radio said "the wind-chill factor", I thought he was saying "the windshield factory", I couldn't figure out what the windshield factory had to do with the weather.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I thought weather forecasters were psychic and that's how they knew what the weather would be.Anon
- I thought that Indian Summer was like the weather in India.Anon
- i was scared to fart outside in cold weather because i thought u would be able to see the steam.— xJeNneSceNcEx
- When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.Anon
- I thought that Siemens was a factory where they manufacture semen for the bodies.Anon
- i thought raisins were made out of jelly in a factory like gummy bears, i though this until i was 16!!!— jen