I discovered masturbation quite by accident when I was 6. My mom always told me to rinse my privates well when I bathed so I wouldn't get an infection from leaving soap behind. I rinsed so well with a hand shower one day, I had an orgasm! I had no idea what happened, but I believed if I kept doing it every day that my girl parts would grow into a penis. How lovely it would be to be able to pee standing up! I masturbated every day after that until I was in junior high school.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Until junior high school, I thought Monty Python was a wrestler.— Jamie
- The first time I masturbated, I thought I was going to get pregnant by my own hand.
Anon - im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- I used to think that sex happened on accident while clothed.Anon
- I used to believe evrybody's privates were diffrent-- thus the name "privates"Anon
- I masturbated for the first time with a stuffed dog. I believed I was going to have puppies. — Not pregnant with puppies