My Borther used to sing the Theme song to the TV show Cops as, "Bad boys bad boys, funky cunsha du funky cunsha du when they come for you."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- ~*i used to believe that boys had cooties lol*~— nik-a-lick (shakes)