i remember i started playing with myself at a very young age and, probably like a lot of guys, discovered masturbation before i was able to produce semen. i found it very addictive because it felt nice, but you could imagine my surprise when i DID start to produce that stuff, i didnt know what it was and i was afriad to do it again! all my friends in school eventually start talking about masturbation but never mentioned anything like that happening and i thought i was after breaking my penis by doing it too much! haha
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- That masturbation would make you blind— NN
- I used to believe that one needed to marry to produce babbiesAnon
- When a grown-up is shown as a child, it was actually them, and the film took 20+ years to produceAnon
- When I was really young I used to think that dead bodies wouldn't start rotting until they were buried.— Katherine
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- i used to believe (when i was little) i could make the wind stop and start by saying, "stop" and "start"— Ali