when we were kids, my dad would always call me and my sister 'little buggers' when we were being bold. we didnt know that buggering meant anal sex, and he certainly didnt mean it in that way. so one day when on holiday and my sister had just turned 17 my dad let her have her first alcohol drink, some alco-pop which she got drunk on very quickly. we were telling jokes etc when my sister told a rude one and my dad colled her a little bugger. she stood up in the very busy bar and said for everyone to hear 'Ah stop buggering me! You're always buggering me! Go bugger someone else, you big bugger!' Needless to say she got in a lot of trouble and we prompty left the bar!
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon
- I never had a make believe friend but my sister used to tell me I DID but he left cause I was really BORING.— Jamie
- When my sister's father went to Seattle, my sister said "Is Attle nice?" She thought Attle was a person's name— zzo38
- My sister used to think that "spit" was a bad word. She meant "shit".— "Spit!"
- i used to think poo was a worm in me that ate leftovers that my tummy didnt want, that was full and left.— vanessa