When my daughter was about 6 or 7, Ronnie Milsap had a song that said, "You tear my plans apart" she heard and sang it as, "You tear my pants apart."
Oh, my daughter is now 31 (almost) and found your site first. She knows I'm telling this on her.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My daughter once asked if God was short for Godfrey— keefdave
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- My daughter used to believe that when someone is fired from their job, it meant it literally.— Sally's mommy
- My daughter thought bumblebees were baby hummingbirds. — Carolyn
- when my daughter was much younger she used to beleive there was nothing but hair in her headAnon
- My 5 year old daughter believes if she picks her nose her bum will fall off !!Anon