When I was younger my parents told me I came from a Sears catalog and that I use to be a model.So whenever we drove by Sears they told me they were taking me back because I was being bad. I would try to hide behind the seat and I would cry.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that all babies came from the Sears catalog. Till I was about 11.— indie2jo
- when i was younger i thought that areoplanes drove dead people to heavenAnon
- I used to think that fire trucks and ambulances drove all the way back to the station backwards.— Tim
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to think that when people were taking their contacts out that they were taking their eyeball out :) — Jen
- When I was around 13, my younger brother told me that oral sex was when 2 people talked about sex.Anon