when i was in first grade, on the first day the teacher announced that, as a class, we'd be taking a trip to the lavatory. i had no idea what that was, so i assumed it was the laboratory and we'd be experimented upon. i was extremely relieved when i realized she meant the bathroom.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- I used to think being engaged meant being in jail. I have no idea how I came to that conclusion.— CNB
- I used to think that when people were taking their contacts out that they were taking their eyeball out :) — Jen
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi