When I was 3 I heard a song (I forget what it's called but I still hear it all the time) and I thought it said "I don't wanna weigh too much for the weigher."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- "Somewhere over the rainbow
Weigh a pie."
Why did Dorothy weigh a pie somewhere over the rainbow?— John - When I was around 4 or 5 I was convinced that you would weigh less if you sucked in your stomach on the scale.— S
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon