When I was very little, if ever I burped or farted or had snot running from my nose, my mother's reaction would be to say, "Charming" in a haughty voice. Being too young to understand sarcasm, I thought "charming" meant something like "really disgusting". So I was always really confused by stories with Prince Charming in them. I mean, why would Cinderella marry a guy who burped and farted all the time?
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.— michael
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if you burped and yawned at the same time your eyes would pop out— kelso
- When I first saw "brb" on an im I thought the person burped, not that they would be right back.Anon
- When I was about 10 I used to believe that if you burped too much it would make your liver bleed— Lenny