My daughter is 6 and asked me recently why I go into the tanning bed that stands up. She said the stand up ones are only for boys and the lay down ones for girls. Since boys stand up when they pee.
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon