I used to believe the teachers in my school were really robots who wanted to enslave us all to help them take over the universe, they got their information from a world satalight that was being controled by the king of aliens, he was pink (i hate pink) and his eyes popped out of his head wen ever he got mad.
A childhood belief about teachers
others believed things like this
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I thought pink lemonade came from pink lemons.Anon
- I used to think that all teachers were robots because they never went to the bathroom.Anon
- I believed that 4 p.m. was pink, and 5 p.m. was blue. I don`t know why.— blue
- I used to believe that when I got old my red hair would turn pink before it went white.Anon
- My mum told my brother that beetroot turned your wee pink. To this day he still won't eat it— Monica