I used to see women on TV with breasts and think about how funny they looked. I hoped and wished and prayed that I would never grow those weird looking things, because it would be really embarrassing. I remember this was a recurring theme from ages 5-10.
Unfortunately, I got my wish. I take it back! :(
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe, that since I wished upon a wishing well, I really would grow up to be a dinosaur.— Azi
- I used to think that the shoulder blades were actually "back breasts".— Kdees
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon
- On this site when people sign "Anon" I thought Anon was one person who believed in a lot of weird things...— Slow to catch on.
- Looking back at it, the belief that dogs eat cats is a pretty funny idea. I used to believe it myself.Anon
- I used to believe that the only way you would get pregnant is if you prayed to God enough.— Chad