My friend once told me that if you masturbate a lot you get "sexier" and get a bigger penis and balls. I believed him (we were about 10 or 11). Since then we both used to masturbate as often as we could thinking we'd get bigger and sexier genitals. How I wish it was true!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- iwas told that if u cry on your birthday you would not get any bigger 4 a whole year— steve
- That 1/4 was bigger than 1/2Anon
- I used to believe that everybody who was bigger or taller than I was always older than me.— Stano Finji
- I used to believe that the bigger the coin was, the more it was worth.— Benjamin
- i used to think nickel were work more than dime cause they were biggerAnon
- I used to believe that if you rubbed butter on your boobs they would get bigger......— Daphne Johnson-Will