My parents marriage was very volatile when I was little. I remember once overhearing a conversation between Mom and my older sister. Mom whispered that Daddy was stepping out on her. I instantly pictured Daddy with big long rubbery legs, taking great big steps down the road and remember wondering what was so wrong with that.
A childhood belief about marriage
others believed things like this
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- I used to believe that beer was called daddy juise
— jason - I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon