'Run Run Away' by slade. a song i had a bit of a mix up with.
If you've got a crush, don't beat about the bush.
I thought it said
I'f you've got a crush don't be an octopus
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- That you had to marry your sibling. During this period of time I devoliped a crush on my brother.— don't worry I'm a girl
- i thought president Bush was an actuall bush.— oops
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- that pickles were octopus legsAnon
- I used to think that 'testicles' was the word for the arms of a squid or an octopus. — Emily
- My uncle convinced me that if you ate octopus, the suckers on the tentacles would suck your tongue out— Minnie